E               B                   
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving 
            A 
Played his final game tonight 
  E               B              
Emburdened by his loneliness 
    A 
He wanted to feel alive 
     C#m                B                 
His laziness built the pyramids and his 
 E        B    A 
Solitude was a knife 
            E               B                   
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving 
            A     B      E 
Played his final game tonight