G                    C 
If you buy me a Jack Daniels 
G                            D 
I might be your friend for a while 
G                            C 
Laugh at your jokes and your ego i'll stroke 
G                         D 
Tell you that i like your style 

    C              G 
And if you buy me another 
D                       G 
Might even ask for your hand 
         C                    G 
So let's sit and relax with a couple of Jacks 
     Em 
And i'll be your biggest fan 
D                      G 
I will be your biggest fan 

G                          C 
And maybe i'll tell you my story 
G                          D 
Sad but the whole thing is true 
G               C 
Terible tale of love and betrayal 
        G                      D 
About a couple of folks i once knew 

        C                    G 
See the devil once had him a daughter 
D                       G 
Can bet that i know her name 
  C                   G 
I gave her my heart i gave her my soul 
    Em 
She gave me a life time of pain 
D                     G 
Gave me a lifetime of pain 

G                           C 
She used to buy me the Jack Daniels 
    G                       D 
And we would go dancing all night 
          G                     C 
Now she's of with Jose drinking Cuervo all day 
G                 D 
Singing just easy rhymes 

        C                          G 
And i'm sure that you got your own story 
D                         G 
Probably much sadder than mine 
    C                      G 
But cryin' ain't pretty so i feel shitty 
      Em 
While they're having such a good time 
          D                        G 
Hope they choke on their soft **** life 

   C 
So let's keep on drinking 
G 
Stop all this thinking 
D                         G 
Life how it's bringing us down 
G                   C                   G 
Bartender could you please pour another round 

       G                            C 
Well i must say that you're looking pretty 
     G                       D 
Much better than when i came in 
G                             C 
Round after round you've been sheding them pounds 
    G                             D 
And whiskey's cleared up your bad skin 

   C                   G 
So buy me another Jack Daniels 
    D                       G 
And we can dance out on the floor 
        C                      G 
All the yours will be mine up untill closing time 
          Em 
When they throw my drunk ass out the door 
      D                   G 
And i won't bother you anymore