"Pop Song" by Angry Johnny And The Killbillies 

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Sometimes i wish that i could write a pop song 
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Too bad i never learned to play 
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The song that the whole world could sing along 
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And i could be kingship for just one day 

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But every time i try to write a pop song 
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Somebody in it always ends up crying 
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Somebody always ends up brokenhearted 
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And by the end of the song somebody is always dying 

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It's hard to write a pop song when you're going down the drain 
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Hard to write a pop song when you're feeling so much pain 
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Hard to write a pop song when your true love says goodbye 
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It's hard to write a pop song 
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It's hard to write a lie 

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Sometimes i wish that i could write a pop song 
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Catchy tune that's got nothing to say 
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A stupid simple dime a dozen pop songs 
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Just one good hook and id be on my way 

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Sometimes i wish that i could write that pop song 
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Then all the girls would fall in love with me 
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But nobody really wants to hear a pop song 
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Full of chainsaws broken hearts and misery 

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It's hard to write a pop song when you're going down the drain 
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Hard to write a pop song when you're feeling so much pain 
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Hard to write a pop song when your true love says goodbye 
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It's hard to write a pop song 
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It's hard to write a lie 

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It's hard to write a pop song when you've lost all that you had 
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It's hard bein' happy when you are feeling so damn bad 
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it's hard to write a pop song when your heart's been thrown away 
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Another fuckin' pop song 
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Who needs it anyway 
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Just another fuckin' pop song 
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who needs it anyway 
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i could write a million pop songs 
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but it wouldnt make her stay