Verse 
Em               C 
I took you to a five star dinner 
G                        D 
I bought you the most expensive wine 
Em                   C 
I even paid off the maitre d' 
   G                    D 
To usher us up to the front of the line 
Em                          C 
You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man 
   G                       D 
So I went and joined the neighborhood gym 
Em                          C 
Though the weights put my spine out of commission 
G                     D                         C D 
Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim 

Pre-Chorus 
                            G 
You say you're taking your time 
                     C    D 
Maybe you don't even care 
                        Em                C      G              
Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare  easy to scare 


[Refrão]
 G                         D 
Why? God even knows how I try 
         C 
I can't fascinate you there 
G                        D 
Something that I've realized 
              C 
Nothing will ever do for you 
Em          C 
But I will solve this mystery 
G                             D 
But you've gotta give me the first clue 

Verse 
Em               C 
You said you always wanted a humble man 
G                        D 
So I sold my car and bought a beat up van 
Em                          C 
I guess that wasn't quite enough for you 
  G                    D 
So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan 

Pre-Chorus 
                     G 
When you treat me unkind 
                     C    D 
I wanna leave you far behind 
                        Em                C      G              
Then I think of all the things that make you so fine 

And I'm back in the role again 


[Refrão]
 G                         D 
Why? God even knows how I try 
         C 
I can't fascinate you there 
G                        D 
Something that I've realized 
              C 
Nothing will ever do for you 
Em          C 
But I will solve this mystery 
G                             D 
But you've gotta give me the first clue 


I won't stop 'til I find the key 
The key to you 

Bridge 
Em           C           G          D 
I took the challenge and I must confess 
Em           C           G          D 
I never met someone so hard to impress 
Em           C           G          D 
But all you need is someone to love you 
Em           C           G          D 
Who needs the rest? Who needs the rest? 
 

[Refrão]
 G                         D 
Why? God even knows how I try 
         C 
I can't fascinate you there 
G                        D 
Something that I've realized 
              C 
Nothing will ever do for you 
Em          C 
But I will solve this mystery 
G                             D 
But you've gotta give me the first clue