Intro: D G 

G                        C 
Baby we've been together for a long, long time 
D                                                    G 
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights 
G                                C 
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace 
D                                                       G 
Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains 

        G 
Give me weed instead of roses 
         C 
Bring me whiskey instead of wine 
D                                                      G 
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time 

I don't need a card from Hallmark 
       C 
Box of candy, heaven knows 
        D 
Give me weed instead of roses 
                       G 
and let's see where it goes 

      G 
Honey you don't have to worry 
            C 
There ain't no one else for me 
D                                       G 
Lately we have fallen under the same routine 
                                    C 
I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care 
D                                            G 
Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear 

        G 
Give me weed instead of roses 
         C 
Bring me whiskey instead of wine 
D                                                      G 
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time 

I don't need a card from Hallmark 
       C 
Box of candy, heaven knows 
        D 
Give me weed instead of roses 
                       G 
and let's see where it goes 

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      G 
Let's send the kids to grandma 
C 
Call in sick to work 
    D 
Put on some heavy metal 
                         G 
Rip the phone off of the hook 
    
Go call your no-good brother 
        C 
We both know what he's been growing 
        D 
I'll be waiting with the whipped cream 
                   G 
And baby let's get going 

        G 
Give me weed instead of roses 
         C 
Bring me whiskey instead of wine 
D                                                      G 
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time 

I don't need a card from Hallmark 
       C 
Box of candy, heaven knows 
        D 
Give me weed instead of roses 
                       G 
and let's see where it goes 

G 
You pull out the Polaroid 
          C 
And I'll strike a couple poses 
         D 
Oh let's get a little wild 
                         G 
Bring me weed instead of roses 


Outro: G