Ab7  F#5 G5 Ab7  F#5 G5   
INTRO 
 
 
Ab7 
 Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind, 
                                                 F#5 G5 
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair. 
Ab7                      F#5 G5 
 But man it sure is rough,      
Ab7                                  G5  Ab7 
 When you are goin down on that muff, 
 
And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise... 
 
 
                Db9                    Ab7  F#7 G7 Ab7 
She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo. 
          Db9            Ab7                    
Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo. 
Eb9              D9           Db9                   D9  
 Look here bitch, that s***'s makin my mustache itch, 
Eb9         D9   Db9                                         
 Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt...  
              Ab7  G7 F#7 G7 Ab7 Db9 D9 Eb9 
Now do like I say. 
 
 
       Ab7 
Well I didn't mind the tuna fish smell,  
 
And I didn't mind the flies. 
 
But I couldn't take that poo poo cake, 
 
And the burnin' in my eyes.... 
 
 
      Db9                Ab7 
Dingleberries, funky doo doo. 
                       Db9            Ab7 
Oh the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo. 
          Eb9  D9 Db9  D9 Eb9  D9 Db9  Ab7 G7 F#7 G7 Ab7 Db9 D9 Eb9 
alright.. 
 
 
       Ab7 
Well I got one stuck in my teeth,  
 
Another one caught in my eye. 
 
I got one under my fingernail,  
 
And I put it back in the pie. 
 
 
      Db9                       Ab7 
Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo. 
                            Db9            Ab7 
mmmmmm, the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo. 
 
 
Eb9 D9 Db9  D9 Eb9  D9 Db9  Ab7 G7 F#7 G7 Ab7  Db9 D9 Eb9  Ab7 
INSTRUMENTAL 
 
 
(spoken) 
That's the dingleberry blues. 
 
 
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h   =   hammer-on                            x   =   dead note 
 
\   =   slide down 
 
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INTRO 
 

    
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