Dm      G        Dm 
Some of them are hairy 
Dm      F        A 
Some of them are bald 
Dm       F       Gm 
Some are kind of scary 
    Bb        Gm           A 
And this is what they're called: 

Dm 
Vagina 
Dm 
Vagina 
     Bb 
They call 
     A 
That thing 
  Dm 
Vagina. 

F       C       F 
Some belong to virgins 
        F      C         Dm 
They're really tight and strong 
    F      C        F         Bb 
But big or small, I love them all 
       Gm            A 
That's why I sing my song. 

Dm 
Vagina 
Dm 
Vagina 
     Bb 
They call 
     A 
That thing 
  Dm 
Vagina. 

Dm      G        Dm 
Some of them are smelly 
     Dm        F        A 
Like clams and fish and such 
Dm         F      Gm 
Some smell like a summer's eve 
     Bb            Gm          A 
'cos they've been douched too much 

Dm 
Vagina 
Dm 
Vagina 
     Bb 
They call 
     A 
that thing 
  Dm 
Vagina.