Note: Sounds about right to me. 
Not completely sure about E chord, maybe E7.


D 
Standing on a golf course 
C 
Dressed in P.V.C. 
A# 
I chanced upon a Golf Girl 
D 
Selling cups of tea 
D 
She asked me did I want one 
C 
Asked me with a grin 
A# 
For three pence you can buy one 
D 
Full right to the brim 
D 
So of course I had to have one 
C 
In fact I ordered three 
A# 
So I could watch the Golf Girl 
D 
Could see she fancied me 
D 
And later on the golf course 
C 
After drinking tea 
A# 
It started raining golf balls 
D 
And she protected me 
A 
Her name was Pat 
C 
And we sat under a tree 
E 
She kissed me 
A 
We go for walks 
A 
In fine weather 
A 
All together 
C 
On the golf course 
E 
We talk in morse