F                   Gm7    C7 
As Dorothy Parker once said 
       F C7                  F 
To her boyfriend, "Fare thee well," 
C7   F                        Dm 
As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced, 
 Fm     C      G7      C  Dm7  D#dim 
"It was swell, Isabel, swell," 

C  Gm7 C            Fmaj7 Dm7 G#dim F 
As Abe-lard said to Elo---ise, 
 Em7 C#dim A7         Dm 
"Don't forget to drop a line to me, please," 
F7 Bb     G#dim         F         Cm  D7 
As Juliet cried, in her Romeo's ear, 
 Gm             Dm       Gm7   A7 
"Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?" 

A7     Dm                A 
It was just one of those things 
F7                Bm7 C#dim 
Just one of those crazy flings 
F            Fm         Gm7          C7 
One of those bells that now and then rings 
Dm7  F#dim        C7 
Just one of those things 

A7     Dm                A 
It was just one of those nights 
F7                Bm7      C#dim 
Just one of those fabulous flights 
  F           G#dim F  Gm7      C7 
A trip to the moon  on gossamer wings 
Dm7  F#dim        Fm7 
Just one of those things 

Bb7     Eb                    Bb7 
If we'd thought a bit, of the end of it 
        Eb                   G7 
When we started painting the town 
          Am7                 F#dim7   Fm7 
We'd have been aware that our love affair 
        Em7  D   Ebdim   C 
Was too hot, not to cool down 

A7     Dm              A 
So goodbye, dear, and Amen 
F7               Bb           Gm7 
Here's hoping we meet now and then 
       Am    D7 
It was great fun 
           F#dim Gm     C7    F 
But it was just  one of those things