Intro: C  Em  Am  F  Fm   


[Verso 1]
 
C                                       Em   
I still remember third of December, me in your sweater   
                            Am   
You said it looked better on me than it did you   
                  F   
Only if you knew, how much I liked you   
Fm                           C   
But I watch your eyes as she walks by   
                 Em                           Am   
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky   
              F                Fm   
She's got you mesmerized while I die   


[Refrão]
 
C   
Why would you ever kiss me?   
Em   
I'm not even half as pretty   
    Am   
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester   
    F   
But you like her better   
Fm   
I wish I were Heather   


[Verso 2]
 
C   
Watch as she stands with her, holding her hand   
          Em   
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder   
    Am   
But how could I hate her, she's such an angel   
     F                Fm   
But then again, kinda wish she were dead   

       C                          Em   
As she walks by, what a sight for sore eyes   
                  Am   
Brighter than the blue sky   
              F                Fm   
She's got you mesmerized while I die   


[Refrão]
 
C   
Why would you ever kiss me?     
    Em   
I'm not even half as pretty   
    Am   
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester   
    F   
But you like her better   
Fm   
I wish I were Heather   


[Ponte]
 
C     Em   
Uh, oh   
                      Am   
(I wish I were Heather   
  F    
Oh  oh     
                       Fm   
(I wish I were heather)   

C                  Em   
Why would you ever kiss me?   
    Am               F   
I'm not even half as pretty   
    C                           Em   
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester   
    Am   
But you like her better   
F   
I wish I were