G 
I sleep in late 
G 
Another day 
F 
Oh what a wonder 
C 
Oh what a waste. 
G 
Its a monday 
G 
Its so mundane 
F 
What exciting things 
C 
Will happen today? 
G 
The yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and 
F                           C 
I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab 
G 
We should ammend that 
G 
I pull the sheets back 
F 
Its 40 degrees 
C 
And i feel like im dying. 

G 
Lifes getting hard in here 
G 
So i do some gardening 
F                        C 
Anything to take my mind away from where its sposed to be. 
G 
The nice lady next door talks of green beds 
F                               C 
And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them 
G 
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. 
F                          C 
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes. 
G 
I feel pro-active 
G 
I pull out weeds 
F 
All of a sudden 
C 
Im having trouble breathing in. 
  
G     D     C     Bb  F 
G     D     F     Bb  C 

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G    G     F     C 

G 
My hands are shaky 
G 
My knees are weak 
F 
I cant seem to stand 
C 
On my own two feet 
G 
Im breathing but im wheezing 
G 
Feel like im emphysem-in 
F 
My throat feels like a funnel 
             C 
Filled with weet bix and kerosene and 
G 
Oh no, next thing i know 
G 
They call up triple o 
F                           C 
Id rather die than owe the hospital 

Till I get old 
G 
I get adrenalin 
G 
Straight to the heart 
F 
I feel like Uma Thurman 
     C 
Post-overdosing kick start 
G 
Reminds me of the time 
G 
When i was really sick and i 
F 
Had too much psuedoefedryn and i 
C 
Couldnt sleep at night 
G 
Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent 
F                                     C 
Hes probably wondering what im doing getting in an ambulance 
G 
The paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar 
F                            C 
I think shes clever cos she stops people dying 
G 
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic 
F 
Shouldve stayed in bed today 
C 
I much prefer the mundane. 
G 
I take a hit from 
G 
An asthma puffer 
F 
I do it wrong 
      C                     G 
I was never good at smoking bongs. 
                              F 
Im not that good at breathing in 
    C                         G 
Im not that good at breathing in 
                              F         C 
Im not that good at breathing in