A Flowers and wine is what I D thought I would A find 
When I came home from workin' to-{E} night 
Well, A now here I stand, over D this fryin' A pan 
And you want a E cold one a-{A} gain. 
 
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I bought these D new heels, did my nails 
And had my A hair done just right 
I thought that this D new dress 
Was a sure-bet for E romance to-{E7} night 
But it's A perfectly clear, between the D TeeVee and A beer 
I won't get so much as a E kiss 
As I A head for the door, I turn D around to be A (shore) 
Did I shave my E legs for A this. 
 
Now, when we first met, you promised we'd get 
A house on a hill with a pool 
Well, this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt 
Now you want me to go back to school. 
 
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As I A head for the door, I turn D around to be A (shore) 
Did I shave my E legs for D this -is {A}.