N.C.            C   C#     D               A 
Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find 
                              E7 
When I came home from working tonight 
     A          C#m         D           A 
Well now here I stand, over this frying pan 
               E7       A 
And you want a cold one again 
 
Chorus: 
  C      C#    D 
I bought these new heels, did my nails 
       A 
Had my hair done just right 
  C       C#   D 
I thought this new dress was a sure bet 
    E7 
For romance tonight 
          A         C#m                D      A 
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer 
                         E7 
I won't get so much as a kiss 
     A            C#m         D            A 
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure 
               E7       A 
Did I shave my legs for this? 
 
A D A E7 A 
 
N.C.                 C C#     D              A 
Now when we first met     you promised we'd get 
A house on a hill with a pool 
Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt 
Now you want me to go back to school 
 
Repeat chorus: 
 
D           A          E7       A 
Darlin' did I shave my legs for this?