C 
Well Heaven's a beach 

Just you and me  
                    F 
Laying in a bed of sand 

With a blanket and a cooler 
      C 
And a 12 inch ruler 
       G               C 
Try to catch us if you can 


C 
Life is a party  

And you can cry if you want to 
                    F 
But you're the only invitee 

Sometimes it's cake 
     C 
Sometimes it's eggs 
    G                       C 
But you're the only thing I eat 


                     F 
And you can count on me 
                                            C 
When your in a jam and you need a hand I'm free 
G                      F 
When your in jail and can't make bail 
               C 
I've got the money 


C 
People come and people go 
                       F 
Nothing ever stays the same 
        C 
But the only thing that'll never change 
        G                 C 
Is that you're always on my brain 


C 
And this old house 

Could fall down 
                           F 
And the town could bottom out 
C 
But I don't care 
     F                         G                C 
If I had you dear-we'll do our lovin' somewhere else 


                 F 
You can count on me 
                                             C 
When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free 
G                          F 
When you're in jail and you can't make bail  
               C 
I've got the money 


C 
Foot massage, mowing the lawn 
                      F 
Any little thing you want 

I'd do it in an instant 
    C 
For gravy and biscuits 
   G               C 
So baby, turn that oven on 


                 F 
You can count on me 
                                             C 
When you're in a jam and you need a hand I'm free 
G                           F                              
When you're in jail and you can't make bail  
             C 
I've got the money 
G                           F                              
When you're in jail and you can't make bail  
             C 
I've got the money