G                                           D7 
I wouldn't kick a cactus cactus plants have thorns 

                                            G 
I wouldn't kick a Brahma Brahma steers have horns 

                                                  C 
I never tease with honeybees cause honeybees will sting 

    D7                                     G 
But when I squeeze a woman I don't fear anything 

  
          C                 G 
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon 

     C                    D7 
Is a deadly weapon like a gun 

         C                 G 
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon 

      D7                         G 
But I don't have sense enough to run 

  
                                        D7 
I wouldn't let a bobcat close enough to scratch 

                                              G 
And when I'm near explosives I won't strike a match 

                                                             C 
I wonâ??t give a snake an even break cause snakes can kill you dead 

    D7                                    G 
But when I kiss a woman I guess I lose my head  


          C                 G 
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon 

     C                    D7 
Is a deadly weapon like a knife 

         C                 G 
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon 

      D7                    G 
Yet I trust a woman with my life 


         C                 G 
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon 

     C                     D7 
Is a deadly weapon yes-sir-ree 
  
           C                     G 
But I have known a lot of pretty deadly weapons 

            D7                     G 
And thereâ??s still a lot of life in me 

    
            D7                     G 
And thereâ??s still a lot of life in me