G                                                      C 
Well I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat 
It's not easy, believe me 

G 
You liken me to a vampire 
                         C 
My left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth, all winter 
I've taken you for all you were worth 

C                                       D 
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you 
G 
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules 
C                                         D 
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track 
G 
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet 

G 
Shoot me one of those glances I need to interpret 
                  C 
I've been feeling well-rested and healthy 

C                                        D 
Well I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you 
G 
Well I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules 
C                                        D 
Late nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track 
G 
So I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet