Intro: A D C A 

A           D C A 
Suck me off 
A                                      D        C               A 
Rosy red balls falling out of the sky, it's the end of the world 
                           Em G 
I had to cry "Suck me off." 
     Em      G 
Blow me world 
                A D C A 
This is the end 

A 
Bleeding red anuses falling out of the earth 
D        C                      A 
What the fuck the whole thing's upside down, it's worse in this 
A 
Little end of the world 
            D C A 
Suck me off 

Em            G Em 
Just like rain 
                B                               Dbm 
Alligators with fifteen foot penises coming down 
    Am          Dbm                      Am 
Oh, green scary shit it's the end of the world 
                            E 
And you'd better suck me off 
           A 
Suck me off 
D       C  A 
Oh blow me world and while you're at it suck me off 
        D             C       A                             Em G 
I don't care how much time is left I gotta get me some head 
                        Em 
The whole damn world is bleeding 
              B     A 
Oh blood everywhere 

                             Dm G 
You might as well suck me off 
               Dm 
I'll suck the world dry 
    G                           Dm 
I'm thirsty I'll have some blood 
Em            F                     G                             G7    A 
It's a vampire loving night for horny bastards like me with the bat blues 
           D C A 
Suck me off 

A                                   D                  C  A 
Trillions of bats with busted balls flying through the air 
A 
You can hear their call - "Suck us off." 
A             D       C      A 
Bleeding down vampire mother effers 
          Em                               G 
And the cows they've landed upon are crying 
               Em                 B                                   A 
And the horses dug a hole where the cow dung was smelling up the world 

                  D            C       A 
The mayor came on tv today and he said: 
A                        D C A 
"Everyone, suck me off!"