G                            C 
Woke up this morning on the beach, 
          G                        C 
Started walking, it's my regular routine. 
              G               C 
I was on the search for some diamonds, 
        G              D 
Let me tell you just what I've seen. 

I saw... 
G 
a castle with a view, 
fields of bamboo, 
C 
guy from Kung Fu, 
a giant screw, 
  G 
a kangaroo, 
some chicken stew, 
          D 
and the woman who lived in a shoe. 
I saw... 
   G 
a white whale, 
the holy grail, 
Pirate ships without a sail, 
 C 
air mail, 
volcano fail, 
pyramids not to scale, 
     G                       D       G 
and some things I should not go into detail. 

G                               C 
   You never know what you will find 
                                G 
shaping a world that's in your mind. 
                               D 
See for yourself and walk with me 
  G 
A world of wonder, a land of beauty. 
   C 
Across the mountains and over the sea 
      G                D          G 
but I   still haven't found any diamonds. 

G                             C 
I've been walking around for miles, 
                         G 
still no diamonds to be found. 
                         D 
Maybe I should look underground. 

            G 
I started digging a hole, 
                            C 
drilling through dirt, then I fell through, 
               D 
landed in some water. 
What have I gotten myself into? 

I saw... 
G 
Lava lake near the core, 
Kratos from God of War 
C 
mushroom spore, 
liquor store, 
statue of dumbledore. 
G 
Wooden shed with a bed, 
spiders and the undead, 
D 
arrowhead, 
loaf of bread, 
giant spool of golden thread. 
G                       C 
I saw a sparkle in the dark. 
                                G 
I put my axe right through that mark. 
         D              G        C 
At last found me some diamonds. 
           G             D     G 
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!