capo on 1st fret 

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    You have been placed in a queue 
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    But your call is valuable 
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    It's very valuable 
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    We hope this does not inconvenience you 
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    Because you're valuable 
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    You're so very valuable! 

If you wish to make a complaint 
We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it 
Of course you may have to wait 
But that's understandable 
Isn't that understandable? 

Don't ask me, I just work here man 
Don't ask me, I just work here man 

(It sounds to me like you need help!) 
We're very good to you 
I hope you know we're good to you 
(Let me put you through to someone else) 
They'll know just what to do! 
I'm sorry, I can't help you 

Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4) 
(Work here man) 
Don't ask me, I just work here man 
Don't ask me, I just work here man 
Oh don't ask me, I just work here man 
(I just work here man) 

Intermission 

Why don't you fill out a form? 
We can't get back to you 
Of course we can't get back to you 
But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board 
Your thoughts make change! 

Thanks for your time (x4) 

Thanks for your time 
(Don't ask me, I just work here man) 
Thanks for your time 
(Don't ask me, I just work here man) 
Thanks for your time 
(Don't ask me, I just work here man) 

...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money... 
(Record scratch)