G       G/F#        G/F 
Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees 

Look at these 
   B7 
Rookies around us 
       C             D 
Aren't you glad you found us? 

           G            G/F# 
Now if you are who you say you are 
   G/F 
Get up here to the bar 
       B7 
We'll plot out a plan 
    C             D 
To take down the man 

        G              G/F#      G/F 
We'll start with that new future super star 
                B7 
And steal all their decorative rocks 
      C                D 
We'll fight all their rent-a-cops 

              G         G/F# 
And for the freeway maintainers 
      G/F 
Who assist our escape 
        B7 
We got sandwiches, juice 
     C        D 
And cold Gatorade 

         G           G/F# 
We'll expose all the bicyclists 
 G/F 
Who really are 
 B7               C                D 
Dui students who can't drive their cars 

           G           G/F# 
And we'll take stucco dust 
     G/F 
And wet dry wall sludge 
    B7 
Combine 'em just right 
          C              D 
To make fuck the valley fudge 

G           G/F#            G/F 
Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds 

Don't you see? 
 B7 
Fuck the valley fudge 
         C           D 
It's my hate and my love 

 G        G/F#         G/F 
Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories 

Can't you see? 
 B7 
Fuck the valley fudge 
         C           D 
It's my hate and my love 

 B7 
Fuck the valley fudge 
         C           D 
It's my hate and my love 

  B7 
Fuck the valley fudge 
    D 
My hate 
    C 
My love 

   B7                 C  D 
Fuck the valley fudge 
   B7          C  D 
Fuck the valley 
  B7         C  D 
Fuuuuuuuuuck