[(intro ]G A D7 G, G A D7 G) 
    G                  A 
The difference between us and all the other bands 
D7            G 
Is that we're different. 
                                  A 
You can tell by the way we do our interviews 
D7          G          A D, A D, A D, A7 
That we are different. 
Dm                        G 
Underneath the underlying tones and busy melodies 
C                          A 
Next to the intelligent guitars 
            Dm               G 
You'll find frailty, beauty, sex as art 
    C                        A 
And something or other about dolphins; 
Dm                        G 
Parlourmaids, dandelions, things 'bout my mind 
      C                             A 
And a dead girl's soul that lives inside me 
       Dm                          G 
And we don't really know what it's meant to be 
            C                   A 
But it's an absolute depth of intensity 
           Dm                        G 
But at the end of the night when the rider's been ridden 
   C                    A 
We claim our fee and we get back in the van again. 
  Dm                G 
Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us 
C                             A 
How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus? 
            Dm                   G 
'Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke; 
    C                  A 
You get back in to the Vim van Hanegem. 
Dm                      G 
Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team 
        C                               A                     Dm G C A (x2) 
Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could. 
Dm           G                   C                     A 
Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way 
Dm           G                   C                     A 
Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way 
Dm            G 
Ol' Television is set to spearhead 
C                    A             Dm G C A, Dm G C A 
An 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way. 
                   Dm      G C A, Dm G C A (fade out) 
Who loves ya costermonger?