G  Am C  D    G  Am C  D 
Oh oh oh oh,  oh oh oh oh 


G           Am        D           G 
May morning,  hanging round a trapdoor 
               Am           D      G 
Saw a girl like  I’ve never seen before. 
                 Am  C      D         G 
I wanna make her       mathematically safe 
               Am  C      D         G 
Wanna keep her       mathematically safe. 
                  Am  C            D         G 
Take her up where       we’re mathematically safe 
      Em      Am  C      D         G 
Gonna wake up       mathematically safe. 



G         Am                D          G 
Mid table,  there’s nothing much on my fork 
                   Am           D         G 
It’s alright though  ‘cos I can go for my walk. 
               Am  C       D         G 
Around Cartmel,       mathematically safe 
                    Am  C             D         G 
Ain’t no alarm bell,       we’re mathematically safe. 
          Am  C      D        G 
On a lilo       in a sea of alright 
      Em      Am  C            D         G 
I’m a mongrel       and I just won a dog fight.