Intro: C Em F G7 (6x) 

       C             Em           F      G7         C Em F G7 
Well I put the wrong things in the wrong bin again 
         C          Em           F     G7           C Em F G7 
Stuck it out in the alley on the wrong day again 
            C            Em      F          G7 
It’s just a ruse so that I can be in your vicinity 
  C            Em      F          G7 
A ruse so that I can be in your vicinity 
C      Em        F          G7 
I just want to be in your vicinity 
C         Em      F        G7      C        Em    F G7,    C Em F G7 
And be an antidote to your angular urban concerns 
C  Em    F     G7,   C Em F G7 
Urban concerns. 
C         Em             F          G7       C Em F G7 
Up in the Highlands with Victor and Hilary 
  C          Em    F             G7         C Em F G7 
Excursion to Oban, trip round distillery 
        C        Em            F       G7 
A nicer couple I couldn’t ever hope to meet 
        C        Em            F       G7 
A nicer couple I couldn’t ever hope to meet 
    C       Em        F            G7 
But I don’t want to be in their distillery 
C      Em         F         G7 
I just want to be in the vicinity 
C  Em   F  G7      C   Em     F  G7     C Em     F     G7,   C Em F G7 
Of you             and your             urban concerns. 

(Instr C C G C, C C G C, C....... D7) 

G7             F 
Gonna get away next Wednesday 
G7          F   C Em     F     G7,     C Em F G7 
Gonna wash away urban concerns. 
C   Em     F  G7    C       Em  F    G7     C       Em 
She breezed into my room to sing her latest song in C 
F            G7 
It goes like this: 
           C        Em             F                  G7 
Well there ain’t no stink like the stink you’re gonna get 
         C       Em          F              G7 
From the age old eel in your decommissioned fridge 
      C        Em             F                  G7 
There ain’t no stink like the stink you’re gonna get 
         C       Em          F              G7 
From the age old eel in your decommissioned fridge 
           C        Em 
Well there ain’t no stink.