verse 1: 

G                                   C          G 
   You're not having this, and I'm not having that 
Em                                  C          G 
   I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back 
D7                                     C          G 
   Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd 
D7                                       C             G  
   But I won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud 


verse 2: 

I never was slight, or silent with you 
For one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom 
I've no reservations, I've got no room 
For these souvenirs, to bring back for you 

verse 3: 

('Instrumental' for first two lines) 
Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd 
But they won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud 

verse 4: 

And I'm not the man you think I am at all 
I was learning to walk, and started to crawl 
I've no reservations, I've got no room 
For these souvenirs, to bring back to you 

Verse 5: 

And you're not having this, and I'm not having that 
I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back