A                                E 
Well, I forgot what I was gonna tell you, I guess it wasn't important anyway 
A                        B7                  E 
Wait I think I remember, well I guess it can wait 
            A                                    D           
It was somethin about last Wednesday when you forgot we had a date 
               E         A 
Something came up, well okay 
 
A                                  D 
Two weeks ago last Friday you were dancing at JR's bar 
    A                                    B7                 E  
You told me that you liked me, you don't remember back that far 
       A                                     D 
Well I guess it doesn't matter, I'll just forget about this day 
A                        E            A 
There's just something I just have to say 


[Refrão]
D                                   A 
If you've got a problem I'm here to fix it 
D                                 E 
If you can't remember from day to day 
A                    D 
Who your love is and what his name was and 
A                             D 
Why you love him and why it's me 
A                              E 
I'll gladly help you keep your life straight 
    D          E        A 
I'm available, yes, I'm free 
 
  
I don't do this often why does it seem natural 
I just thought I'd help someone in need 
And you looked like the perfect candidate 
Middle of the road, someone like me 
  
 
Chorus 
 
I don't want to impose unwanted sanctions 
I just thought I'd help you keep our peace 
No talk of politics or religion 
Just a little wine and bad t.v. 
  
Chorus