INTRO: C   F     C    F 


Verse: 1 
       C 
I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys 
               F 
Getting turned down like a radio 
       C 
I been sittin' here watching you 
            F 
Thinking of one or two new ways to say no 
             C 
But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas 
        F 
You got one thing on your mind 
    G 
And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's 
C 
Asked you to dance all night 


[Refrão]

C 
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood 
          F 
Spread around a little sawdust 
            G 
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should 
               C 
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us 
      C 
These boys don't know how to two-step 
      F 
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk 
       G 
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines 
C 
And you ain't here to talk (Nah) 


Post-Chorus 
C 
Step, step to the left 
F 
Step, step to the right 


Verse: 2 
C 
Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven 
             F 
Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?) 
         C                                    F 
I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973 
        C 
I could buy you another fruity drink 
              F 
But you been drinkin' free here all night long 
            G 
I'd rather use that money to keep the band country 
C 
Playin' your favorite songs 



[Refrão]
 
C 
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood 
          F 
Spread around a little sawdust 
            G 
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should 
               C 
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us 
      C 
These boys don't know how to two-step 
      F 
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk 
       G 
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines 
C 
And you ain't here to talk (Nah) 


Post-Chorus 
C 
Step, step to the left 
F 
Step, step to the right 


Bridge 
 C 
(Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar) 
F 
Yeah, a little less conversation 
G                                     C 
Slide to the left, slide to the right 



[Refrão]

C 
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood 
          F 
Spread around a little sawdust 
            G 
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should 
               C 
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us 
      C 
These boys don't know how to two-step 
      F 
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk 
       G 
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines 
C 
And you ain't here to talk 
       G 
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines 
C 
And you ain't here to talk 


Post-Chorus 
C 
Step, step to the left 
F 
Step, step to the right 


Outro 
 C 
Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here 
F 
Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait