Pretty sure this is how Jamey did it. Just listen to the song a few times to get  
your timing down but other than that pretty simple. 



verse 1: 
A                 D 
She was Six foot Three 
A                     D 
She could bench press me 
D                                 A 
Had a voice like a young Charlie Pride 
A 
Well she walked up to you 

Said honey how do you do 
  D                             E 
I know you ain't here with this guy 



[Refrão]
A                                    Dm     D 
There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend 
           Am        A             E 
Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad 
F#m      A                            G 
I just kept hearin' the words of my dad 
A                     E           A 
Son don't ever hit a man on the rag 

verse 2: 
A 
She gave you a wink 

Bought you a drink 
D                                   A 
Wrote her phone number down on your hand 
                    D 
She was well on her way 
A 
Just hit second base 
     D                         E 
I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand 



[Refrão]
A                                    Dm     D 
There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend 
           Am        A             E 
Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad 
F#m      A                            G 
I just kept hearin' the words of my dad 
A                     E           A 
Son don't ever hit a man on the rag 

verse 3: 
        F#m 
She was flexin' her muscles  
   E 
An flickin' her bean 
        A         E 
She was lonesome, onry and mean 


[Refrão]
A                                    Dm     D 
There's a bull dyke, hittin' on my girlfriend 
           Am        A             E 
Now I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad 
F#m      A                            G 
I just kept hearin' the words of my dad 
Am         G 
Dear old dad 
A                     E           A 
Son don't ever hit a man on the rag