C 
I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket 
                             G 
For the land of the tall palm tree 

Aloha old Milwaukee 
         C 
Hello Waikiki 

C 
I just stepped down from the airplane 
                 F 
When I heard her say 
                     C 
Waka waka nuka licka waka waka nuka licka 
G                C     G 
Would you like a lei?  eh 

C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
              F 
Whisper in my ear 

Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini 
                       C 
Are the words I long to hear 


C 
Lay your coconut on my tiki 
                           F 
What the hecka mooka mooka dear 
                   C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
       G                C 
Say the words I long to hear 


C 
It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset 
G 
Listen to the grass skirts sway 

Drinking rum from a pineapple 
C 
Out on Honolulu bay 


C 
The steel guitars are playing 
F 
While she's talking with her hands 
C 
Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanna polka 
G 
Words I understand 

  C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
              F 
Whisper in my ear 

Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini 
                       C 
Are the words I long to hear 


C 
Lay your coconut on my tiki 
                           F 
What the hecka mooka mooka dear 
                   C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
       G                C 
Say the words I long to hear 


C 
I boughta lota junka with my moola 
                             G 
And sent it to the folks back home 

I never had the chance to dance the hula 
                      C 
I guess I should have known 


C 
When you start talking to the sweet wahini 
                    F 
Walking in the pale moonlight 
                     C 
Oka doka what a setta nocka rocka sis boom bokass 
G              C 
Hope I said it right 


C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
              F 
Whisper in my ear 

Kicka pooka makawaka wa wahini 
                       C 
Are the words I long to hear 


C 
Lay your coconut on my tiki 
                           F 
What the hecka mooka mooka dear 
                   C 
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
       G                C 
Say the words I long to hear