Chords used:  

    G  C  D  Am Em 
e|--1--3--2--0--0--| 
B|--0--1--3--1--0--| 
G|--0--0--2--2--0--| 
D|--0--2--0--2--2--| 
A|--2--3--x--0--2--| 
E|--3--x--x--x--0--| 

Intro 

G C  G C  G C  G  

Verse 

D 
When you stub your toe 
      Am  
We'll all be sure to know 
C               G 
Exactly how you feel 
       D                    
You'll shout to the word 
Am                  
Just how much it hurt 
C                   G 
Man that's an awful squeal 


[Refrão]

C                   D 
Oh yeah baby it's a hell of a thing 
          G      
Trying to walk around the room  
        C 
Without kicking a thing 
                                   
You could crawl instead but you'd  
D 
Probably hit ya head 
   G                 D C G C G C G C G 
Oh man will you ever win 

Verse 

D                            
Rowing 'round a moat with a  
Am 
Hole in your boat 
     C                  G   
Aint gonna get you very far 
    D                                           
Try rowing to the shore and  
Am 
Climbing in the door 
       C             G 
Of the nearest motor car  

Chorus 
         

[Refrão]
        C   
Now I'm not condoning stealing 
       D 
But it can be quite appealing 
         G                       C  
When the only other option is to drown 

So settle in the seat 
          D 
Shake the water from your feet 
     G                 D  C G C G C G C G 
And get the hell outta town 

Solo 

D C G Em x 2 

D C G C G C G C G 

Verse 
         D 
Shooting bubbles from a gun can  
Am 
Be a lot fun  
    C                       G 
But some folks can't take a joke 
    D 
You meant not to offend 
            Am 
But they'll be there in the end 
       C            G 
With a dry cleaning quote 

Chorus 

   C 
So just take it easy 
            D 
When you're feeling light and breezy 
       G                  C 
'Cause many wont feel the same 
                             
They'll happily wipe the smile  
D 
From your smiling dial and  
G                    D  C G C G C G C G C G  
Maybe cause a little pain