[Verso 1]


    C                 F 
I may not be Thomas Edison, 
  C                            F 
I may not even be a doctor of medicine, 
       F         C            F          C            F       C        G 
But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind 
       F        C       F      C     F      C                F      C       F         C       G 
It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or smelly or dumb or blind 



[Refrão]

                C                 A7                    F G 
Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, 
                    C 
The Blowjob Machine 


  C 
Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto! 


            C                 A7                    F G 
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, 
                    C 
The Blowjob Machine 



[Verso 2]

  G                                 F            C 
Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler (?) even old Da Vinci 
       G 
Have wrestled with creativity 
       F          C 
only never to succeed 
      C       A7                  F                G        C 
but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me 



[Refrão]

            C                 A7                    F G 
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, 
                    C 
The Blowjob Machine 


[Ponte]

 C 
How did you invent this astonishment? 
 C 
Well I got my creative juices flowin 
 A7 
Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in 
 F 
Precisely adjusted the power of the suck 
 G 
Drop my trowel (?) and holy fuck! 



[Refrão]

            C                 A7                    F G 
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, 
                    C 
The Blowjob Machine 



            C                 A7                    F G 
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, 
                    C 
The Blowjob Machine