verse 1 
Bm             G               D 
Dumb surfer is giving me his cash 
Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash 
D 
Man this band that's playing, is playing fucking trash 
Bm                               Em 
Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash 
Bm                    Em 
He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash 
Bm                           G 
Shot the lot for credit and never got it back 
D                               G 
He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed 
N.C. 
That cat got slashed in half like that 
Bm 
As venus completes orbit, I’m feeling slightly mashed 
D                                 G 
The stir fry didn’t absorb it, I need another slash 
D                             Gm 
She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat 
Bm                G 
Remembering her face but that’s the end of that 
Bm               Em 
I’m a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs 
D                               G 
Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab 
D                                Gm 
In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed 
Bm 
With a girl from Slovak in a European cab 
Bm                                   Em 
From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed 
D                           G 
If we were commuting, this train would fucking crash 
D 
Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash 
Bm                       G         Em 
Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods 
Bm  G         D         Bm     G    D 
By all of the gods, by all of the gods 

verse 2 
D 
As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash 
                   Gm                                D 
This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed 
      F#m 
The driver’s speaking and the car is still intact 
Bm 
It was only minor, well that's the end of that 
G      Em                D 
Girl, that’s the end of that as I know 
D             Bm 
Girl, some things you don’t know 

Outro 
Bm            D 
Dumb surfer, don't suffer 
D             Bm 
Dumb surfer, don't suffer 
Bm            D 
Dumb surfer, don't suffer 
D             Bm 
Dumb surfer, don't suffer 
Bm          G          D 
Ay, some things won’t change for a while 
Keep me, keep me as the villain 
G         Bm 
But my prayer, you don't own