G               G       C9        C9 
If I was in the fridge, would you open the door? 
G               Em     Dsus     Dsus 
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn? 
G              G        C9       C9 
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes? 
G              Em      Dsus        Dsus 
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose? 
C9                 Dsus 
Would you keep it? Would you eat it? 
         C9              Asus     Em  C9    Dsus   G 
I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around. 

G                 G                      C9         C9 
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang? 
G                    Em             Dsus          Dsus 
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing? 
G              G                   C9          C9 
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce? 
G       Em               Dsus        Dsus 
Up and down inside your bank account? 
         C9               Dsus 
Would you trust me, not to break you? 
         C9           Asus    Em        C9        Dsus   G 
I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around. 

G          G                 C9          C9 
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat? 
G          Em            Dsus         Dsus 
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat? 
G          G                 C9          C9 
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet? 
G          Em           Dsus         Dsus 
In time to save me from mud off the street? 
       C9              Dsus                   C9               Asus 
If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees 
    Em 
and scrub me? 
             Asus     Asus   C9 
I'm a little grubby 
    Dsus     G 
From being around