C 
A pity she does not exist 
                   Am 
A shame he's not a fag 
C 
The only girl I ever loved was 
F    G    C 
Andrew in drag 


C 
There is no hope of love for me 
                   Am 
From here on I'm a stag 
C 
The only girl I'll ever love is 
F    G    C 
Andrew in drag 

          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G         G7 
Andrew in drag 
          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G             G7 
Yeah 

C 
I don't know why I even went 
                   Am 
It's really not my bag 
C 
Just thought it might be funny to see 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag 

C 
The moment he walked on the stage 
                 Am 
My tail began to wag 
C 
Wag like a little wiener dog for 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag 


          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G         G7 
Andrew in drag 
          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G             G7 
Yeah 

C 
I've always been a ladies' man 
                    Am 
And I don't have to brag 
C 
But I become a momma's boy for 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag 

C 
I'd sign away my trust fund 
                      Am 
I would even sell the Jag 
C 
If I could spend my misspent youth with 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag 

          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G         G7 
Andrew in drag 
          F      C 
Andrew in drag 
G             G7 
Yeah 

C 
So stick him in a dress and 
                      Am 
He's the only boy I'd shag 
C 
The only boy I'd anything is 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag 

C 
I'll never see that girl again 
               Am 
He did it as a gag 
C 
I'll pine away forevermore for 
F     G   C 
Andrew in drag