| A5 | x8 


Bm 
                G6    Em7 
I never got the elbow 
      A 
Just telling you 
   F#m7 
Before you go 
      G          Em7 
Only telling you 
      A           A  A 
Just so you know 


Bm 
                G6     Em7 
I never got the elbow 
    A 
I slung it in 
       F#m7 
Had it up to here 
        G             Em7 
I just pulled the pin 
          A 
Went and had a beer 


Bm 
                         G6      Em7 
I used to love a bit of folding 
          A 
Just for getting by 
   F#m7 
A wad of cash 
           G            Em7 
Now that’s out of date 
     F#m7 
And so am I 
    G            G  A 
As pie and mash 


        G  Em7 
S’cuse me 
        A  A  A 
S’cuse me 
      A7         D 
Have you got my roll? 
    G     Em7 
My roll? 
          A     A  A 
My bacon roll? 


Bm 
                       G6      Em7 
The time they took us bowling 
           A 
What was that about? 
         F#m7 
I thought what a joke 
   G             Em7 
I just went out 
     A           A  A 
And had a smoke 


Bm 
                      G6      Em7 
Then the white water rafting 
            A 
Just some know-it-all 
          F#m7 
With the new regime 
           G          Em7 
There to show us all 
        A            A 
How to build a team 


       Bm                      G6       Em7 
He says what do you think we’re doing? 
        A 
I said don’t ask me 
      F#m7 
I’ve no idea 
          G               Em7 
They all laughed at that 
  F#m7                 G        A 
That was pretty funny actually 


        G  Em7 
S’cuse me 
        A  A  A 
S’cuse me 
      A7         D 
Have you got my roll? 
    G     Em7 
My roll? 
          A 
My bacon roll? 
      A7         D 
Have you got my roll? 
    G     Em7 
My roll? 
          A     ?  A 
My bacon roll? 


A 

I could order you a toastie 
            ? 
Just like that one there 
        G                D        A 
Or the same in plain white bread 

When you’re dealing with a toastie 
         A7         G 
What do you prefer 
          F# 
Brown or red? 


| Bm G6 | Em7 A | 
| F#m7 | G Em7 | A | x2 

| A | 


Bm 
                G6     Em7 
I never got the elbow 
      A 
Just telling you 
   F#m7 
Before you go 
      G           Em7 
Only telling you 
      A 
Just so you know 


| A5 | Fade Out