Intro C 

Primeira Parte 

C            Am 
School is a scam 
F 
College is fake 
C             Am 
Your job is a joke 
F 
My brain's an egg 

C            Am 
The cake's a lie 
F 
Here eyes a mess 
C             Em 
And all my plans 
            F    G 
Are just a guess 


[Refrão]
C     Am             F          G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C   G     F          G 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C     Am             F          G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C        Em 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F          G                      C 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 

Segunda Parte 

C          Am            F    
We all forget why we feel 
C          Am                F 
And we all earn what we steal 
C            Am               F 
But when you laugh in my face 
C               Em                F  G 
It's 'cause you think this is real 


[Refrão]
C     Am             F          G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C   G     F          G 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C     Am             F          G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C        Em 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F          G                      C 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 

Ponte 

F          G              Am   Em 
Nothing prepares you for adulthood 
F           G          Am     Em 
I want to be a limousine machine 
F            G           Am  Em 
I'm always living in a suitcase 
F          G                C 
My fingernails laugh at me 

Terceira Parte 

C           Am            F 
So please rely on my words 
C           Am             F 
While I make love to myself 
C           Am                 F 
Then put this whole thing away 
C                 Em          F  G 
Just like a book on your shelf 


[Refrão]
C     Am            F           G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C   G     F          G 
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C     Am            F           G 
Now I never want to see another movie again 
C         Em    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F        G     
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C         Em    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F        G     
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C         Em    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F        G     
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
C         Em    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin 
F        G     
Uh oh I never even saw him comin