Capo 5 

Verse I 

       Am                               C 
You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around 
    Em                                       Am 
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down 
Am                                     C 
You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry 
       Am                             C 
If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised 


Pre-Chorus 

          Am                  C 
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me 
            Em                Am 
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy 
                 Am                            C 
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry 
              Em          Am 
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy 


[Refrão]

                 Em 
I'm not a little kid now 
             C 
Watch me get big now 
                      Em 
Spell my name on the fridge now 
                   C 
With all your alphabet toys 
                     Em 
You won the spelling bee now 
                         C 
But are you smarter than me now? 
                         Em 
You're the prince of the playground 
            Am 
Little alphabet boy 


verse 2  

Am                              C 
Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies 
Em                                   Am 
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me 
Am                                 C 
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins 
     Em 
But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly 
     Am 
And your dictionary's destroyed 


Pre-Chorus 

          Am                  C 
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me 
            Em                Am 
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy 
                 Am                            C 
You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry 
              Em          Am 
Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy 


[Refrão]

                 Em 
I'm not a little kid now 
             C 
Watch me get big now 
                      Em 
Spell my name on the fridge now 
                   C 
With all your alphabet toys 
                     Em 
You won the spelling bee now 
                         C 
But are you smarter than me now? 
                         Em 
You're the prince of the playground 
            Am 
Little alphabet boy