E7 
Oh, have you heard the word 
              E7 
Our friend is gonna be a star 
      A7 
She's gonna get the chauffeur, yeah 
          A7 
And she's gonna get the car 
          E7            A7 
And she's gonna get the love of 
    E7            A7 
The people at the bar 
         (knocks on body of guitar) 
And she's gonna give birth to 
          E7 
A baby guitar 

    E7 
Now rumor says our good friend 
    E7 
Has done some carrying on 
    A7 
And rumor says in public 
          A7 
She makes love to all her songs 
   E7               A7 
In front of the frustration 
       E7            A7 
Of the people at the bar 
             (knocks on guitar) 
She's got the nerve to mess around 
            E7 
With her guitar 


       E7 
It was sad to see the breakdown 
       E7 
Of the princess falling star 
    A7 
One day when she was doing all 
    A7 
The people at the bar 
    E7           A7 
She did a little don't, yeah 
         E7               A7 
And they pulled her head apart 
    E7             A7 
And neatly tucked away inside 
    E7             A7 
Her eyelid was the heart 
             E7             A7 
And they all looked at one another 
              E7             A7 
And said, "We knew it- there you are 
 (knocks on guitar) 
A nameless, illegitimate 
        E7 
Baby guitar" 


  E7 
A loving, loyal friend 
         E7 
Took the offspring as his own 
      A7 
And according to it's birthright 
   A7 
He built it a throne 
        E7            A7 
And now just like his mama 
            E7            A7 
He does the people at the bar 
         E7           A7 
And they look at one another and say,  
      E7         A7 
"He's gonna be a star" 
    (knocks on guitar) 
Remembering well the mother of 
            E7 
The baby guitar.