Scottish children's song to the tune of 
She'll be Coming Round the Mountain When She Comes 

verse 1  
G 
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus 
                                     D 
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus 
       G 
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie 
      C 
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie 
   G               D             G 
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus 

verse 2  
G 
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH 
                                     D 
Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH 
       G 
Ye can shove yer other grannie 
      C 
Cause she's just yer daddie's mammie  
G               D             G 
Shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH 

verse 3 
G                    
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE 
                                    D 
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE  
      G 
We'll all go round to see her, 
      C 
We'll all go round to see her 
      G               D             G 
We'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE 

verse 4  
G 
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM 
                                         D 
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM 
       G 
She'll feed us mince and tatties, 
       C 
She'll feed us mince and tatties 
       G                 D               G 
She'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM 

Verse 5 
G 
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH 
                                 D 
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH 
   G 
Ma grannie wears a vest 
   C 
Ma grannie wears a vest 
   G                D            G 
Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH 

Repeat verse 1  
G 
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus 
                                 D 
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus 
   G 
Ye canny shove yer grannie 
      C 
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie 
   G               D             G 
Ye canny shove yer grannie off a bus