Intro: A E 


     A 
Dear blender 
             D            E 
Oh won't you help a first offender 
     A 
Oh, toaster 
          D               E 
Don't you put the burn on me 
D         E         A                       D 
Re-friger-ator, why are we always sooner or later 
A                          E                         A 
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night 

      A 
Dear knife drawer 
              D               E 
Now won't you help me to face life more 
      A 
Oh, trashcan 
           D             E 
Don't you put the dirt on me 
D          E         A                     D 
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later 
A                          E                         A 
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night 

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E 
Everything used to be ok 
    D 
But I've been had 
                       B             E 
And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way 
D               E         A                       D 
Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later 
A                          E                         A 
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night 


        A 
Shower curtain 
             D             E 
Oh won't you help me to be certain 
      A 
Oh, toothpaste 
          D                  E 
Don't you put the squeeze on me 
D        E          A                    D 
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later 
A                          E                         A 
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night 


D               E    A                      D 
Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later 
A                          E                         A 
Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!