C 
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? 
                 F 
It's so freakin' good 
                              C 
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? 
       G7                       C 
If you haven't then I think you should 
       C 
Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen 

One day, and I was itchin' 

To fill up my belly 

With the pipin' hot jelly 
                              G7 
Of the best damn treat in the world 

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts! 

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter 

And it almost made me shudder 
                       C 
And scream like a baby girl 

Together: I don't want a giant penis 

Or a rocket ship to Venus 
                        F 
I don't want to win the lottery 

I just want to squat and gobble 
         C 
'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle 
     G7                           C 
In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat 
G7 C 
So I put butter on a Pop Tart 
                   F 
It was so freakin' good 
                              C 
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? 
       G7                       C 
If you haven't then I think you should 
          C 
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? 
                 F 
It's so freakin' good 
                              C 
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? 
       G7                       C 
If you haven't then I think you should 

Quagmire: Pop Tart! 

Peter: With butter?!