C    Am   Em  Fmaj7  C        Am            Em    Fmaj7 
Your poor witness,  crying so loudly on the floor   
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Oh, well, she's only trying to tell you what it was that she saw 
        C                                 Am           Em    F?7   
She is only trying to tell you,  what it was that she saw  

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Now see her standing on the table,  with her small arms flailing  
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And you feel such compassion in your soul  
      C  Am     Em    Fmaj7     C             Am            Em     Fmaj7 
For your  mute witness,  still testing the strength of our patience  

                C                                Am           Em    Fmaj7   
Oh, well she's only trying to tell you  what it was that she saw  
        C                               Am           Em    Fmaj7   
She is only trying to tell you  what it was that she saw  

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Now see her pointing to the frisbee,  with a memory so fuzzy  
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And her silent,  words describing the fright of last night  
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4am Northside, Clapham Common,  oh, God, what was she doing there?   
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Will she sketch the answer later?  Well, I will ask her  

               Fmaj7      C       F  C  F  C  G 
"Now dry your tears, my dear"   
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Now see her mime in time so nicely,  it would all have been so clear,   
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If only she had never volunteered,  your taxi is here, my dear