Intro: Dm7(5-)  G7  Cm  


[Verso 1]

Dm7(5-)                G7 
I wear women's underwear 
C 
And then I go to strike a pose 

In my full length mirror 
Dm7(5-)                         G7 
I cross my legs just like a queer 
Cm 
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya 
Dm7(5-)                               G7 
What defines a straight man's straight? 
Cm 
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? 
Dm7(5-)                          G7 
I tell you what a women loves most 
Cm 
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke 


[Refrão]

Dm7(5-)                 G7                             
Goin' in the wind is an eddy 
                         Cm 
Of the truth and it's naked 
Ab                         Dm7(5-)  
It's verbatim and it's shakin' 
Dm7(5-)                 G7                             
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 
                      Cm 
No, no, no, no more gettin' elated 
Ab                      Dm7(5-) 
No more listless invitations 


[Verso 1]

Dm7(5-)                G7 
I wear women's underwear 
C 
And then I go to strike a pose 

In my full length mirror 
Dm7(5-)                         G7 
I cross my legs just like a queer 
Cm 
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya 
Dm7(5-)                               G7 
What defines a straight man's straight? 
Cm 
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak? 
Dm7(5-)                          G7 
I tell you what a women loves most 
Cm 
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke 


[Refrão]

Dm7(5-)                 G7                             
Goin' in the wind is an eddy 
                         Cm 
Of the truth and it's naked 
Ab                         Dm7(5-)  
It's verbatim and it's shakin' 
Dm7(5-)                 G7                             
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 
                      Cm 
No, no, no, no more gettin' elated 
Ab                      Dm7(5-) 
No more listless invitations