Am 
You must be blind, you’re blind, you’re blind 
             Em 
Or maybe I’m unkind, unkind, unkind 
                             Am 
You’re the rich boy from my town, my town, my town 
                      Em 
But that can’t win me round, me ‘round, me ‘round 

Oh you and all your people 
Am            C                  Em         G 
You think I like you ‘cause you bought me a drink 
Am            C                G       D 
But I’m just short of cash and able to wink 

Chorus: 
G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
I’ll take the drink, but if you think 
G                       Em 
You’re coming home with me 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it) 
                  Am 
When you’re under the lights, the lights, you’re alright 
                   Em 
But conversation’s dry, you’re dry, you’re dry 
                                Am 
Just trying to boast about your parents’ house in the south of France 

And I’m laughing at the way you dance 
Em 
You’re gone, you’re gone, you’re gone 

Oh you and all your people 
Am           C          Em           D 
I’ve come to conclusion you’re quite fit 
Am            C           G        D 
But I’m under no illusion you’re a dick 

G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
I’ll take the drink, but if you think 
G                       Em 
You’re coming home with me 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
Oh you’re so vain 

Am                                   Em 
I, I never meant to hurt or make you cry 
           Am                                        D 
Your mum’s outside, she’s waiting for you in her new X5 

I’m sure she’ll dry those eyes 

G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
I’ll take the drink, but if you think 
G                       Em 
You’re coming home with me 
              C 
Who you tryna kid? 
Am 
Oh you’re so vain 
(2x) 

Chorus 
G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C) 
G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please) 
G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry daiquiri) 
G            Em 
Excuse me Mr C