C             
Out of bed at eight am 
Em 
Out my head by half past ten  
C 
Out with mates and dates and friends  
Em 
That's what I do at weekends.  

F 
I can't talk and I can't walk  
C 
But I know where I'm going to go  
F 
I'm going watch my money go  
B7 
At the Locarno. 

C 
When my feet go through the door  
Em 
I know what my right arm is for  
C 
Buy a drink and pull a chair  
Em 
Up to the edge of the dance floor.  

F 
Bouncers bouncing through the night  
C 
Trying to stop or start a fight  
F 
I sit and watch the flashing lights  
B7 
Moving legs in footless tights. 

E                G# 
I go out on Friday night 
D                                A  
And I come home on Saturday morning  
E                 G# 
I go out on Friday night 
D                                G# 
And I come home on Saturday morning