Intro: E A B E 

Chorus: 
E              A            B 
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm  
    E 
not home. 
E                                 A 
But if you leave me your name and number, 
  B                              E 
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. 

#1. 
E                     D                      A 
Joannie, came over to my house last night, I drank  
                             E 
a little too much red and we got into a fight. 
                            D 
She said, I'm leavin' and I let her go alone. 
  A                                B 
I felt so damn bad this morning, I reached right  
                   A                         Abm7 
for the phone..and called her right away, to beg her  

to forgive. 
    B 
The phone rang once, the phone rang twice, and then  

I heard her say-ay. 

Chorus: 
E              A            B 
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm  
    E 
not home. 
E                                 A 
But if you leave me your name and number, 
  B                              E 
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. 

#2. 
E                          D 
Joannie, I'm sorry and I'm feelin' oh, so small. 
A                                      E 
That was the message that I left and I waited for  

her call. 
                        D                    A 
I waited with a sinkin' feeling in my heart..not knowin'  
                        B 
if she'd forgive me was tearin' me apart. 
  A                          Abm7 
I couldn't go on this way, I had to call again. 
    B                    A                    B 
The phone rang once, the phone rang twice and then I  

heard her say-ay. 

Chorus: 
E              A            B 
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm  
    E 
not home. 
E                                 A 
But if you leave me your name and number, 
  B                              E 
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. 


Intro: E Dbm A B 

#3. 
E                                   D 
My phone rang and my heart sang, my baby's called at last. 
  A                                    E         A 
Instead, it was a friend who said that Joannie's car had  
E 
crashed. 
E                                    D 
I never should've let her drive home angry from my place. 
    A                        B 
I'd never hold her again and kiss that funny face. 
    A                        Abm 
But still there was a way to hear her voice again.. 
    B          A                    E                 B 
the phone rang once, the phone rang twice..and then I heard  

her say-ay. 

Chorus: 
E              A            B 
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm  
    E 
not home. (I'm so sorry Joannie.) 
E                                 A 
But if you leave me your name and number, 
  B                              E 
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone. 
(Oooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo) 

OUTRO: 
E              A            B 
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm  
    E 
not home. 
E                                 A 
But if you leave me your name and number, 
  B                              E 
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone..(Fade.) 



A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.