Intro: G Bm  Em Em7 C   C     


[Verso 1]
   
G              Bm              Em    Em7   
I read the news today oh boy   

C        C/B          Asus2   
About a lucky man who made the grade   
G              Bm             Em   Em7   
And though the news was rather sad   
C           F       Em    Em7   
Well I just had to laugh   
C         F       Em   C   
I saw the photograph   


[Verso 2]
   
G           Bm           Em   Em7   
He blew his mind out in a car   
C         C/B              Asus2   
He didn't notice that the lights had changed   
G          Bm              Em      Em7   
A crowd of people stood and stared   
C               F   
They'd seen his face before   
Em   
Nobody was really sure   
   Em7                      C   
If he was from the House of Lords   


[Verso 3]

G       Bm           Em   Em7   
I saw a film today oh boy   
C           C/B           Asus2   
The English Army had just won the war   
G          Bm           Em   Em7   
A crowd of people turned away   
C          F          Em   
But I just had to look   
       Em7      C   
Having read the book   
            N.C   
I'd love to turn you on   

Instrumental   

Middle:  

E   
Woke up, fell out of bed   
                         Dsus2   
Dragged a comb across my head   
         E                  B7sus4   
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup   
    E            B7sus4             (B7)   
And looking up I noticed I was late (ha ha ha.)   
         E   
Found my coat and grabbed my hat   
                        Dsus2   
Made the bus in seconds flat   
         E                B7sus4   
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke   
    E                         B7sus4   
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.   

Interlude:  
   
C G        D A   E      C G   D A   E D C D    
(Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)