Intro  

Two strums on D, one on G, one on D 

G 
Let me tell you about my buddy, 

He's 3,000 years old, 
                                                 C 
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and debris 
                    G 
My undead mummy and me. 

G 
If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye, 

I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy, 
           C 
And he'll flee, 
                         G 
From my undead mummy and me. 

D 
All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption, 
      Am 
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee... 
                    G 
My undead mummy and me, 
                    C 
My undead mummy and me! 
                    G 
My undead mummy and me!