{ E A E  D  (4x) } 
 
A                                            E 
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' 
    A                                                  E 
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins. 
 
B  E    B  E 
Cretin! Cretin! 
 
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl 
 
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop. 
 
Cretin! Cretin! 
 
{ E A E  D  (2x) } 
 
   NC                                  E A E  D 
   1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more 
 
   NC                                     E A E  D  E A E  D 
   4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven. 
 
There's no stoppin'... 
 
I'm gonna go... 
 
{ E A E  D  (2x) } 
 
   1-2-3-4... 
 
{ E A E  D  (2x) E }