Ray Stevens

Ray Stevens

The Haircut Song
Composição de (Mike Neun/Ray Stevens)
Any corrections welcome, of course (especially with the Latin...I've only read 
"Julius Caesar" so many times, not even sure I can SPELL it correctly). 


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C F C When you get a haircut, you better go back home C G When you get a haircut, get a barber you have known F C Am Since you were a little bitty boy sittin in that booster chair C F C Or you might look like Larry Moe or Curly if a stranger cuts your hair, Oh Lord C F Well Butte Montana just a passin through, one thing I just had to do C G F Had to get a haircut, and I was worried for my hair C F Well I had a feeling of impending doom, the minute I stepped into that room C G F C F And laid my eyes upon that barber chair (spoken) Am It was a macho barbershop, hair dryers mounted on a rifle rack, wasn't no mirrors Barberchair was a Peterbuilt, barber walked in he was huge 7 feet tall 300 pounds of spring steel and rawhide Wearin a hardhat, chewing a cigar, had a t-shirt on that said I hate musicians Threw me in the chair, sneered, and said what'll it be pal Now a lot of people would be intimidated in a situation like this, I was not I am what I am, play my piano, sing my little songs I looked him right in the eye and said, I'm a logger, just up from Coon's Bay Oregon Been toppin trees, quite possibly the toughest man in the entire world He said alright, gave me a haircut, I walked out of there and my hair was gone Make Kojak look like Bill Golden Yeah, had a tremendous craving to operate heavy equipment Now you may think that that Butte Montana haircut was the worst any man could ever get Wrong Well a few months later I was in LA, truckin along on a smoggy day Needed a haircut so bad I looked like Bozo the clown I was lookin shaggy and not too good, I'd put it off as long as I could Lord, I hate to get a haircut out of town (spoken) Well I walked in realized immediately this guy was into punk rock The walls were done in black leather, had chains and whips and handcuffs hangin on it Barber walked in he had orange hair, black mascara, stainless steel teeth Black leather jacket with zinc studs He threw me in the chair hit me a couple times whap-whap, chained me down Threw a Nazi flag over me, said I'm gonna tell you something might make you a little nervous, I laughed, ha ha ha I said what could possibly make me nervous He said, I'm gay No problem, I'm not threatened in any way, I mean, I'm secure in my manhood Everything's cool, I am what I am play my piano sing my little songs I looked him right in the eye and said I'm a logger, played football in highschool, I was in the Marine Corps He said alright and he gave me a haircut I walked out of their friends my hair was purple Well, at least that mohawk section down the middle was purple Had a white streak down one side, other side looked like Mr. T Had a couple saftey pins in my cheeks, felt a teeny bit conspicuous Luckily my next job was in San Fransisco Shoot I got up there I didn't even stand out at, wasn't even close Those people thought I was an insurance salesman Well a few months later I was way down South, grits and gravy and a hush your mouth My hair so long I was startin to look like a man in drag It was then that the Sheriff came up and said, boy you got too much hair on your head You better get yourself a haircut, or a dog tag (spoken) Well when I stepped into the shop I realized immediately That I was dealing with a born-again barber Don't see too many barbershops with a steeple, had an organ in the corner, choir An usher led me to the barber chair Barber walked in started saying grace "Oh Lord for these haircuts we are about to recieve may we be truly blessed Dominus, possum, pox probiscus, post mortem, et tu brute, puella, carberundem" He was sorta half Baptist half Catholic, sort of a Captist He started cuttin my hair, preachin at the same time I mean he's a wild man scissors and razors a flyin around my head He's talkin 'bout liquor and wild women and music and sex and the evils of dancing And the music business in general Then he looked down at me and said, "What do you do for a living?" Now I'm not ashamed of what I do for a livin Workin bars and casinos, around liquor and wild women I just play my piano, sing my little songs I looked him right in the eye and said, "I run this church for loggers" CHORUS On the spoken verses, feel free to add some hammer-on's or pull-off's for fill effect.

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