[Intro ]
Em C G D 
              
Em7 
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. 
Cadd9 
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. 
G 
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look 
Dsus2 
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. 
Em7 
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to 
Cadd9  
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? 
G 
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, 
Dsus2 
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie. 

Em7 
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I 
Cadd9 
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. 
G 
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm. 
Dsus2 
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. 
Em7 
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, 
Cadd9 
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. 
G 
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. 
Dsus2 
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. 

Em7 
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. 
Cadd9 
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 
G 
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. 
Dsus2 
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 

Em7 
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet 
Cadd9 
That I've got an appetite for human flesh. 
G 
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that 
Dsus2 
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. 
Em7 
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm 
Cadd9 
Undead but you make me feel alive. 
G 
And when I chase you through the graveyard 
Dsus2 
It feels like foreplay. 

Em7 
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truely 
Cadd9 
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. 
G 
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie 
Dsus2 
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. 
Em7 
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along 
Cadd9 
to this post-apocalyptic, post-mordem love song. 
G 
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it. 
Dsus2 
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. 

Em7 
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. 
Cadd9 
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 
G 
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. 
Dsus2 
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 

Em7 Cadd9 G Dsus2 
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains. 
Brains. Brains.